Holiday with Patong Girls
A recent holiday to Patong was an eye opener in so many ways. The Patong girls are beautiful and devious. I liked them a lot. My attempts at trying to understand Patong girls were a little more fruitful than my husband’s attempts; he was drawn in by their many shouts of ‘handsome man’ and ‘love you’. If you are trying to understand Patong girls’ attitudes to life then you’ll realize that they don’t mean any of this.
The Patong girls might bat their eyelids and tell you how much they love you but they are generally after money and marriage, in that order. This is more important to them than love and friendship. Trying to understand Patong girls is a difficult thing to do at the best of times – it seemed impossible to men who were simply enthralled.
The Patong girls love to hustle. They’re great at their chosen game whether it be pool, connect 4 or even the strange pastime of hitting a nail into a piece of wood (with the wrong end of the hammer). Any attempts to understand Patong girls will leave you in no doubt as to the outcome of these games: local girl wins, foreigner pays. Simple!